Hey There.

Remember that one time I was all like “ya I’m totally going to blog about my fitness journey”? No, me either. I think its been like a year since I wrote in this bad boy.

I only have one thing to say today

I’m so sad to announce that I think I’m becoming part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

HELLLLLOOOOO BODY THATS NOT WHERE I WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT. Can I get a fat reassignment surgery and move the fat from my stomach and put it in my boobs yo?????

Thats all have a nice day.

 

 

 

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Fat Girl Problems

  • Unable to see your feet
  • Unable to see your lady junk
  • Chub rub
  • Especially when the Chub rub wears out the inner thighs of your pants
  • Poor balance when putting on pants
  • Sitting down to put in socks
  • Β Tying shoes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  • Leaning awkwardly to one side to wipeΒ 
  • Unable to cross legs to sit like a “lady”
  • The debate of whether or not you can fit between spaces
  • Not being able to fit between spaces and knocking shit over with your massive boobs belly or butt (never had to worry about the butt because I just had a back with a line in it)
  • Roller coasters
  • Seat belts
  • Painting toes nails
  • Sitting at a booth in a restaurant
  • “Ooo when are you due” …bitch I am not pregnant just fat. Geez get your shit together people, don’t ever ask that!!
  • When your boobs steal all the fabric from a shirt and needing to wear an under shirt to hide belly. Stupid layers
  • Hugging amd being able to actually wrap your arms around someone (which I didn’t even realize a difference until my bf and I lost a bunch of weight and hugged each other)
  • Getimg stuck in clothes in a fitting room
  • Shaving legs
  • No lap for my kids to sit on becaise it was being eaten by a belly
  • Tiny seats at a movie theater or other events. Recently discovered the extra room on an airplane seat

Barf, granny panties or ugly ass bras.

 

What am I missing??